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Jean Shorts

1) Normal girls shorts.
2) If worn by boys, they are the nerdiest shorts in the world. Only worn by nerds, homosexuals, and people whos last name is Gore.
Jean Shorts: The official shorts of SD-G.
by KingPeter888 October 14, 2008
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jean shorts

1. If worn by a male, many different homosexual entities and ideals are incorporated, unless referenced to fashion in the late 70's, early 80's.
2. If worn by a female, acceptable and fashionable to all standards, regardless of year.
1. Look at that guy's jean shorts...that's so gay.
2. Damn, look at that girl in those jean shorts! So hot!
by Jared Amador April 15, 2008
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SKiNNY JEANS

usually tight, especially near the bottom. they are really cute and look good with just about any shirt, commonly worn by skaters/emo/punk kids but, now days preps are wearing them too. personally i love skinny jeans on anybody. (btw they look nice with converse or flats)
omg. look at becky rockin those skinny jeans, fersher.
by katieleigh March 14, 2009
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jean cretien

The best damn Prime minister Canada has had in the modern era.
Bush: Nuklar Warheads defence.
Cretien: Non tu est stupide!
Bush: Umm, thanks!
by Maskawanian May 13, 2005
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Jean check

When someone asks you promptly "JEAN CHECK" And you must explain the brand name of your jeans.

Mostly used in poverty places. Otherwise know as the "Black hang out."
Bon Qui Qui- "JEAN CHECK"

Shaqawndashaynaynay- "BABA PHAT WESTSIDE MUTHA FUCKA."
by hayweewee July 29, 2011
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Skinny Jeans

Jeans made for fags and girls that are extremely tight. If you're a boy and wear these jeans you most certainly have to have a 3 in. or less cock.
Ted: Hey when did you start wearing those skinny jeans?

XXSkylarXX: When i realized i should start showing off my pencil dick.

Ted: Oh yea? hows that workin for ya?

XXSkylarXX: its helped me find reasons to cut myself. come to think of it....
by CurbStompinEMOSonTheDaily July 25, 2009
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Penis Jeans

Extra tight fitting jeans that enhance the penis area for guys. Usually look gay or are extra tight punk style. Worn on Thursdays at High Schools in Washington for a joke holiday called "Penis Jeans Thursday" Only guys can wear penis jeans, and usually they are only worn on Thursday unless you are a womo and like to wear them everyday like Nick Wax.
Really tight jeans from Abercrombie or Old Vintage tight crappy jeans that are 2 sizes too small.

Penis Jeans (noun). Used in a sentence "Hey you, nice penis jeans! its not thursday"
by Carso September 29, 2008
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