The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.
by Jermo B April 9, 2008
Get the The Dirty Hammermug. When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"
by Rabanova December 27, 2009
Get the Hammered Drunkmug. by Zorgo September 12, 2005
Get the hammered assmug. When a male masturbates with one arm more than the other causing it to be muscularly bigger than the other one.
Guy 1: "Yo whys your one arm so big son?"
Guy 2: "Ahh i got Hammer arm, i jackoff with my dominate arm more then the other one so it's just uneven."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you needa switch it up a bit man."
Guy 2: "Ahh i got Hammer arm, i jackoff with my dominate arm more then the other one so it's just uneven."
Guy 2: "Sounds like you needa switch it up a bit man."
by killerseemroe January 7, 2012
Get the Hammer armmug. by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021
Get the Hammer-crackermug. This saying is used to show shock or something unbelievable such as "fucking hell" is used.
e.g instead of "oh my god!"
e.g instead of "oh my god!"
by KatieLovesIt! April 21, 2009
Get the Rats hammersmug. Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.
My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
Get the Hormel Hammermug.