Emily

Emily… Blondes take notice that the bar has been raised. Try as you may to join her up there an unattainable standard has been set. An unbreakable ceiling where many aspire to be but few will ever achieve. Emily posesses a rare sex appeal and unique beauty that people will write song about. A real life Lola Montez. Beauty that strikes you as a fire hazard and a sweetness that will melt your heart. Like the mythical unicorn, If you’re blessed to cast your eyes on Emily you’ll want to capture her, have her studied in an effort to have her duplicated. Petite and sassy, a little pouty with a sense of humor and a command of your attention that you’re delighted to give. If you see Emily with radiating light and angels singing walking your way… Smile and keep walking aware that you’re in the presence of pretty much the best there is…

Emily, where have you been for the last five years and how did I survive this long without you?

by SofaKing Excitedtomeetyou July 14, 2021

Emily

a pee pee poo poo head who eats cats

“Hey, did you see Emily?” “Yeah she’s such a pee pee poo poo head!”

by alyxisverystraight July 15, 2021

Emily

Emily’s are so good to have as your best friend. They are so funny, sometimes in a rude way. If you are really close she will make racist and offensive jokes but they are so funny. If you don’t know her she comes across as naughty and rude. She usually acts to be tough but is very sensitive on the inside. She will also do ANYTHING to protect her friends. Emily’s always keep a small group of friends and is not afraid to reject anyone. She also has great style and also knows how to save money and budget. Her vibe is very indie, but peng and still not you basic bitch.

Emily is PENG.

by Clock ⏰ July 15, 2021

Emily

Emily is a dumb bitch who has no friends and has a brain the size of a walnut.
she likes geo.. no wonder she has no friends

she is a poo poo head

omg emily is a dumb bitch
thank god im not her friend

by ilovedaddyryanc April 22, 2022

Emily

Emily is a girl who is very kind and is a good person, but really boring. Emily is probably a good artist and has a really good circle of friends.

Person 1: I talked to Emily yesterday
Person 2: tf is that?

by ifearmyself April 27, 2022

Emily

Emily (noun.) usually pronounced “puh-ding”.

Emily, more commonly referred to as pudding, is a big strong girl who can take on the world! She’s hardworking and dedicated to her career in pot wash, but is a dab hand at Roblox!

Emily sometimes puts on a front, pretending she’s okay, but in reality she’s probably suffering from chronic stummy ache.

Emily’s weakness is the backseat of a taxi, and you don’t want to know what she gets up to back there…

“Damn, what’s that smell”
“It smells like sharts”
“Yeah, it smells like emily”

by puddingpie69 November 27, 2022

Emily

Emily is the most weiredest, craziest, dumbest person alive

Emily

Ewewww

by MeisnotBjdoobooer October 12, 2022