douche-bag room mate

Some as whole you moved in with or let him/her move in with you. S/He also eats all your fucking food and drinks everything before you even think about getting a drink. S/He also doesn't buy any of food/drinks him/her ate or drank. Also s/He has a male cat that isn't spayed so he pisses everywhere so he blanes your potty trained dog and they don't clean it so your stuck cleaning his cats shit. S/He also may not do dishes, vacuum, or let the trash pile up till it's a mini trash skyscraper. They also make you over pay and when you say something about any of the above problems they say " Well I don't have the money" Even though he works too.
"JP ate all my delicious bacon and left all the dishes to clean. Also his punk ass cat pissed on the couch again. He's such a douche-bag room mate."
by Ragerilla September 2, 2013
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a person that usually resides in the bay area that tries to force you to live under their rules of life and can't understand why you hate them. they also think its still the 1960's and havent had a hair cut or bath since then.
If that hippie liberal douche bag trys to peel 1 bumber sticker off the back of their Volvo it'll fall apart.
by lil connor the anchor April 10, 2006
mugGet the hippie liberal douche bagmug.

Fuck Off Douche Bag

It means GET THE FUCK AWAY BITCH!!!!!!
Cop: Hey do you mind if we search your house for evidence???

Gacy: You got a warrant???

Cop: .............

Gacy: Fuck Off Douche Bag!!!!!!!
by Lord Eric The 1st February 25, 2011
mugGet the Fuck Off Douche Bagmug.

[douche bag]

a whore who lives in st pete fl named tabitha mancinelli...

or some one who is 2 faced and fucked up
by an anonymous bitch January 20, 2009
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Douche bag double down

The point at which a known and confirmed douche bag commits an act so douchy that it doubles the d-bags status, thus 'doubling down'.
I thought Steve was a douche after he $4000 chrome rims on his Hyundai Accent. But, it was a douche bag double down when he got that tramp stamp.
by mondoSugundo December 4, 2010
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ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag
by Kelcie January 26, 2006
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I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020
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