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Big dick daddy

by Isleptwiturdad January 5, 2022
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Big dick McGee

He has the biggest cock threw out the lands
Bro big dick mcgee said I was cute
by dthreemo February 19, 2021
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HISOKAS BIG DICK

HISOKA IS VERY HOT HANDSOME AND HAS A BIG ASS DICK
Random person: hey do you like HISOKAS BIG DICK

me: yes I love HISOKAS BIG DICK
by MUICHIRO TOTIKTO November 6, 2021
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Big Dick Medo

Big Dick Medo also known as 5 inch without stopping is the thickest and sexiest mf on this planet, that nigga is packin 5+ inches and even Johnny Sins is scared when he sees his glizzy.
Big Dick Medo gave me his candy bar last night
by 5+ packin April 25, 2021
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Big Dick December

Where all men with a penis size 6 1/2 inches complete a circle jerk 3 times a day
by Big Dick December October 6, 2020
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Big Dick

Nice compliment reserved for ridiculous Big Dick Energy super self aware people irregardless of gender; Cops bouncing your head off the patrol cars roof, coworker who attempts to step into a problem you are working on immediately followed by catastrophic failure, branch managers stating the obvious to fuck with you over dumb shit, manipulative schmoozers, backwards capped bro ninjas getting knocked smooth the fuck out and creepy poorly aging serial mac artists. Traditional to duck after uttering as it has a long storied tradition of being followed by cop hitting you again, coworker throwing heavy and/or sharp objects, branch managers getting manager with actual authority to fire and offensive ass hats doubling down on their harmful observations.
"Thanks officer Big Dick I will watch my head getting out of the vehicle as well!"
"Appreciate the help with setting off that hospitals fire sprinkler system Big Dick, but I think I got it from here. Go sit in the truck."
"Oh I'm 37 seconds late back from lunch? Good looking out Mr. Branch Manager Big Dick, you can go back in the office and bullshit on the phone now while I move these pallets of pig iron into the smelter. Good looking out though!"
"Hey Big Dick thanks for telling my partner about that thing in Vegas you talked me into fifteen years ago leaving off the fifteen year ago part, and so sweet of you to sending the gift basket to their parents house instead of ours."
"Big Dick pick up your teeth and GTFO, better keep at the strip mall douche dojo to come in here talking crazy."
"Yeah that sounds great Big Dick! Ask the whole table! We love whiskey-ed up floppy micro Big Dicks that somehow simultaneously destroy peoples lives, sanity AND pass syphilis mustard ooze to people when they are vulnerable!"
by Vonnegutstwerp, Belgium February 28, 2022
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Big Dick

David: I have a Big Dick
Jane: 2 is not that big of a number
by Actually Huge June 8, 2021
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