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Bob Zoom

That one actually shitty brazilian cartoon that also focuses on nursery rhymes, IT'S JUST A SHITTY LOTTIE DOTTIE CHICKEN KNOCKOFF. Yeah, it's very fucking controversial.
Dan: IM SORRY BUT I ALSO WATCHED BOB ZOOM AS A KID!
Manu: *Grabs gun*
Dan: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
by ThatDanFox April 23, 2023
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Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID
‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom
by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020
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Zompire

A mystical creature , lives in dark shallow corners of classrooms mainly english classes far away from sunlight . Zompires sleep constantly even though it may seem that a Zompire is awake , it is asleep. Zompires are extremely sensitive to sunlight mainly due to their addiction to roacutan as well as the fact that they sleep all the time and hardly see sunlight . Zompires are carnivorous creatures that feed off the blood of human beings and human brains aswell due to the fact that they are essentially a mix breed of a zombie and a vampire and so they both hiss and make droning ghost type noises . When approached by a zompire do not panic , just use whatever light you have , shine it on the zompire and it will instantly turn to a pile of ash. Zompires main language is Dossish wchich consistof a series of the word doss eg: doooossed doooooosed dooooosed which means , im a zompire i will drink your blood , and eat your brains fear me.
Holy shit thats a zompire in my english class, oh no worries i will just open the blinds and he will turn to dust !
by Dr Doubell September 13, 2010
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Zoomberfot

Andrew has a Zoomberfot
by NateJake September 28, 2008
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Zoomed

Zoomed is the literal form of dead tired of online meetings! You’re just burnt out on video conferences! Back to back to back, video calls, everyone wants to meet virtually and now your zoomed!

Thanks social distancing!
Klara was going going to attend the zoom call with her colleges. But she’s zoomed!

Are you going to join the video call today, no man I’m zoomed!
by World traveler! April 27, 2020
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Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.
11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.
by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022
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