Text worm

An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.

The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.

by Cheese Lizard July 28, 2017

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Sausage worm

When a song gets stuck in your head

That song is a sausage worm it always gets stuck in my ear hole

by Ajs11111 May 27, 2018

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Disco Worms

A disease caught by 2.7% of American youth. its a way of saying your stupid, or dumb, or fucked in the head.

Man 1: Hey Doctor, i think my son has a disease, it might be aids.
Doctor Man: Let me check
(checks him)

Doctor Man: NO, he dosen't. he has Disco Worms.

by showbobs4fortnite April 10, 2019

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worm fiddling

The process of hammering a wooden stake into the ground, then rubbing it rhythmically with another object in order to drive worms to the surface of the earth. Made famous by the annual Worm Fiddling Festival in Caryville, FL and often used by fishermen to get bait.

"Has anyone seen Davie?" "He's practicing his worm fiddling in the backyard."

by Worm Man May 29, 2017

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Rod Worms

Sperm.

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.

by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019

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