wiredness

physical and mental condition resulting from increased time on the wired world

"This wiredness gets wiresome" by the term creator, M. Cimet.

by elmicael December 25, 2009

Wired

Really tired

Charlie: you coming to the party tonight?
Jack: nahh man, I'm bare wired, I'm gonna stay in tonight g, sorry

by K777 June 11, 2017

wirehead

(n) A person who walks around in public wearing headphones or other technology on the head.

The wirehead was so immersed in her piped in music that she walked into the side of a bus.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.

* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them

by GetRektPussyBoi April 5, 2021

wired

A term used to describe someone or yourself after a prolonged period of computer usage and the tiredness assositaed with it.

"Dude, you look wired after playing Quake 3 for 19 days straight."

by 80\/\/Z4 June 15, 2003

wired

verb - to get things into the dictionary

WOW that's wired... how did that get in the dictionary? (sic)

by TheDrake December 16, 2008

wireless cunt

A person who carry's a PDA on their belt clip or any other wireless product that will fit on a belt.

I was in the pub when this wireless cunt walks in and starts bitching about not being able to pick up a wireless signal to find out what time his dinners ready.

by roscopeco July 20, 2007