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David

Thinks He's better than everyone, always a bully and thinks He's always right, but in all reality is just an ASS..
Man, that guy is such a david!
by nooonnnan January 20, 2011
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David

David Is a disrespectful man. His chances of getting a lady are really low. His personality is horrible.
"That guy is such a dick!"

"Yup,he's definetley a david!"
by Awesomegal92 August 12, 2016
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David

A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!
Man what a douche...He MUST be a David!
by widowermaker6969 August 22, 2011
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David

A short, fat, smelly person who is very ugly. He cries a lot over nothing, and runs like an idiot.
Person: Hey is that David???

*Wrinkles Nose*
by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012
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David

A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around
Oh my God! Have you seen her! She almost looks like a David!
by coolguy465 June 15, 2011
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David

by Penys November 30, 2019
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David

You might fall for him. He might fall for you and like you... A LOT. Then you start to date, you never even wanted to date but you liked him.. so you just did. THEN. All of a sudden he texts you and says he has a secret. You ask what secret might be. But he does not want to hurt your feelings. He tells you he likes another girl and that girl likes him back. You start to get worried. He tells you who that girl is and then you cry over him for 5 hours. They start to date then other boys start to like you and you feel less insecure. Your best friend which is also his best friend Jacob tries to help you. Then you like Davids best friend and he likes you but whatever. Then all of your friends hate David and and you kinda do. Then we dont talk so moral of the story dont date a guy named David and dont your friend cause it ruins friendships!
I dont like David anymore he is a stinky poopy butt!
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