Sheffield Wednesday

Anyone who supports this team is a wanker and wants their hard drives checking. If you know of a supporter of this team please report to your local nonce patrol. Don’t mind Mondays don’t mind Tuesdays, FUCKIN HATE WEDNESDAY

We fuckin hate Sheffield Wednesday bastards

by youreds May 23, 2023

cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021

Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.

Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.

by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024

Wednesday show

A tv show that can be found on netflix starring Jenna Ortega. Good people refer to it as "mid af".

Tim: Hey have you watched the wednesday show?
Laras: Yes, I really love oily men jumping on my bed

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023

Worthback Wednesday

Similar to throwback Thursday, worthback Wednesday is all about listening to worthy songs from different eras that still bring good vibes today.

Scott: why we listening to LMFAO? Its not thursday.

Claire: its worthback wednesday!

by JDHTL July 28, 2022

Mega Meals Wednesday

n A weekly event occuring at Chapman Steps, whereby a large "Mega Meals" is cooked up by the weekly chef. Often frequented by hordes of women, this event makes the residents of Chapman Steps immensely popular with the ladies.

Hey dude, you going to MEGA MEALS WEDNESDAY this week? Don't forget to bring mucho booze!

by Stu June 9, 2004

Ash Wednesday

Immediately after anal intercourse you stamp it on your partners forehead, leaving a dark smudge on their brow.

It was only Tuesday when I gave Amy an Ash Wednesday.

by Hali Sweep June 19, 2021