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weather grandpa

or grandma if refering to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2013
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Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine

A thing that is a machine; it powers up every coin inserted. That machine will unleash the FG Punishment and will summon Garrett and his friends, JTOH difficulties, JJT difficulties, Logos, Klasky csupo effects, FG Numbers, and Googology Numbers. It even has Geometry dash difficulties.
Bernat: I'm powering up the Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine since Richard keeps offending Fictional Googology.
Richard: What-
Bernat: *Inserts 1.708e+29 coins*
Fictional Googology Punishment Weather Machine: 1.708e+29
Richard: Uh oh.
by BernatJp2022 February 23, 2025
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Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.
Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.
by Johns November 14, 2023
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Weather boy

Boy who cums in bucket for $$$. Usually a snake
Yo did that king just weather boy?!?
by Helllooooooooooo August 13, 2021
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urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.
Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!
by jeauseph July 21, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
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