Wallet Narcophobia

The fear of narcotics accidentally falling out of your wallet. Usually in a public place. Could also be associated with losing something of value by accident.

I got a major case of wallet narcophobia when I opened my wallet that contained a small baggie with a white substance that I forgot about until I was at register being watched while I nervously fumbled around to get the bank card and potentially revealing the evidence to the store clerk and patrons.

by Neptune14 May 14, 2020

Wallet

A man.

ugh wallets suck.

by e bitch February 4, 2021

Prison wallet

A place to store children.

Zach have got all the children in his prison wallet.

by King albert III October 6, 2023

Wallet Fodder

A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.

Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?

by zekepliskin December 8, 2009

Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.

Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed

by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010

wallet issue

wal·let is·sue
/ˈwälət,ˈwôlət//ˈiSHo͞o/
noun
noun: wallet issue; plural noun: wallet issues
1. The inability of the exchanges to understand the basic concepts and commands that have been in crypto for nearly a decade

The deposit/withdraw can not be processed. We have wallet issues (read: we didn't employ all good practices)
Contact coin dev. I'm sure they can help with our setup and sort out our mess for us.

by notrealname42 July 4, 2019

wallet autopsy

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.

Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’

by Lanky J November 24, 2022