Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.

“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”

by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020

boondy wagon

A type of police vehicle common in Australia, officially known as a caged truck, used for transporting prisoners.

Usually a Holden Rodeo pickup truck with a canvas-covered cage and bench seats installed in the back.

"Boondy wagon just pulled up out the front. About time we fucked off, I think."

by mrcoppa September 21, 2007

whiskey wagon

It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon

Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.

by Simo82 March 19, 2017

Funken Wagon

The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.

"Put that in your funken wagon."

by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Wagon dragon

Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.

Outlaw #1 these damn marshals got us surrounded
Outlaw #2 haul in the wagon dragon.

by diggymac March 5, 2020

Olympic-wagoner

One who never watches sports and once the Olympics come around sports mean the world to them.

Olympic-Wagoner : Hey, are you guys gonna watch the big hockey game tonight?

Guys: Umm yes, why do you care you've never liked sports.

Olympic-Wagoner : What are you talking about I've always loved Hockey.

Guys: Wow, your a god damn Olympic-wagoner.

by Jobin87 February 28, 2010