Weatherred

The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.

Don’t speak the name of Weatherred

by BanditoTOP1987 November 23, 2021

Weather

Weather is what is going to happen in a day

The weather today is partly cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

by GRRRRRRRR VERY MAD GRRRRR May 11, 2022

Weathering

Big ass rock in front yard. Leave it out there so long it starts to weather away.

That’s a big ass rock in your front yard. Weathering

by Jojo Swap June 23, 2021

Under the Weather

Under the weather is another way of saying that one is sick or feeling unwell.

I am feeling a little under the weather today. Is it okay if we reschedule it to another day?

by Under the Weather September 8, 2025

Body Weather

Fuck saying temperature anymore! IT'S THE 21 CENTERY NIGGA NOBODY TAKES A FUCKING TEMPERATURE BITCH! YOU CHECK THE MOTHER FUCKING BODY WEATHER!

Hey man I think I need to check my temperature. FUCK YOU BITCH IT'S BODY WEATHER!

by BODYWEATHER5000 January 18, 2012

Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020

Weather Capping

Where one spreads his or her cheeks apart and a male lays his erect penis onto his or her exposed anus hole and farts. Which would then make the erect penis bounce up and down like a weather cap on a tractor.

Weather Capping- Like yo I was chillin with Troy last night and shit got crazy and I weather capped his ass!

by Lowery1107 March 29, 2025