That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

Anti-Rape wear clothing

Muslim women in Islamic countries are forced to wear Anti-Rape wear clothing as Muslim men cannot control their sexual urges.

I had to put on my Anti-Rape wear clothing, the burka , so that the Muslim men would not rape me when I went out to shop for food.

by Tina Raven Claw July 30, 2025

gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii

when multiple gay men come together and wear a feminine bikini on the beach of hawaii.

there is a lot of gay men wearing bikini’s in hawaii.

by yourlefttoenail September 15, 2025

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

Wear all white

From 1998 - 2009, Sean Combs (A.K.A. P. Diddy), hosted White Parties. These were extravagant, celebrity-filled annual events with an all white dress code. The events experienced extreme public scrutiny when Diddy was accused of numerous allegations related to sexual misconduct in 2024.

"Yo, I tapped in with bro. Says we have to wear all white for the party."

"No Diddy though?"

by SOSA SZN October 8, 2025

Wear all white

From 1998 - 2009, Sean Combs (A.K.A. P. Diddy), hosted White Parties. These were extravagant, celebrity-filled annual events with an all white dress code. The events experienced extreme public scrutiny when Diddy was accused of numerous allegations related to sexual misconduct in 2024.

"Yo, I tapped in with bro. Says we have to wear all white for the party."

"No Diddy though?"

by SOSA SZN October 8, 2025

Wear Your Words

ALSO something this website never shuts up about.

person 1: “oh look he’s got the ‘Wear your words’ shirt!”
person 2: “speak of the devil…”

by Black Carpenter Ant November 1, 2025