slobber wallet

An index of people which one has received blowjobs from

"I added Jenny to my slobber wallet last night dude"

"No way you have 200 girls in your slobber wallet"

by Papabear94 December 31, 2015

Wallet In The Money

A phrase that is neither negative or positive and is solely meant to express one's exasperation towards another

"Man why do you have to be such a wallet in the money"

by SaucemasterXX April 21, 2024

wallet biopsy

Check how much you are worth before any service is done …. Doctor’s office, Hospitals, RX etc.

my wallet biopsy did not allow for the full check up.

wallet biopsy could only get me the generic.

by merv dude November 7, 2021

Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

Wallet Narcophobia

The fear of narcotics accidentally falling out of your wallet. Usually in a public place. Could also be associated with losing something of value by accident.

I got a major case of wallet narcophobia when I opened my wallet that contained a small baggie with a white substance that I forgot about until I was at register being watched while I nervously fumbled around to get the bank card and potentially revealing the evidence to the store clerk and patrons.

by Neptune14 May 14, 2020

god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015