veggie vision

A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.

This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
veggie's glasses are called veggie vision
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
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Mission for Vision

Mission for Vision (MFV) is a leading not-for-profit organisation working since 2000 for the eradication of avoidable blindness.
I work at Mission for Vision (MFV)
by SPA15 November 25, 2021
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Video game vision

Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
by Bladeroller January 12, 2016
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apple vision pro

A mixed reality headset that has caused plenty of controversy. Some hate it saying it’s a waste of 3 and a half thousand bucks, others don’t care about it and some love it. It doesn’t have handheld trackers like the meta quests and relies on you to do gestures which can look weird to others.
The apple vision pro should be compatible with hand held trackers like all the other vr headsets are.
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dirty tunnel vision

Having rough, sweaty, sex in a tunnel while doing the dirt sanchez.
Did you see Nich and Scapenis doing dirty tunnel vision last night?
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tired vision

When you’ve been on your computer or phone too long that your vison gets blurry or you get sleepy
I’ve been on my computer all day working on this project I’m starting to get tired vision.
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elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!
by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023
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