I was out back having a smoke. I looked for an ashtray but all you have is a disgusting Virginia finger-bowl.
by BrysonW December 8, 2012
Get the Virginia finger-bowlmug. "Well, I thought I could ditch the sheriff after I ran that red light, but I forgot that Jeb and Shawna Beth were in the bed of the truck goin' at it."
"Well, Merle, I guess that West Virginia Turnpike was on the house!"
"Sure was, Daryl. Now, can you go ahead and come bail me out?"
"Well, Merle, I guess that West Virginia Turnpike was on the house!"
"Sure was, Daryl. Now, can you go ahead and come bail me out?"
by joshingmachine November 11, 2013
Get the West Virginia Turnpikemug. When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.
I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.
by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017
Get the West Virginia Blowjobmug. Least depressing city in west virginia. Still can be pretty depressing though. Decent amount of crime. Still a pretty dope place.
by proreitard September 10, 2022
Get the Morgantown West Virginiamug. The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.
Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
by BobandCor October 4, 2011
Get the West Virginia Windsockmug. This beverage is normally served with dinner or special celebrations it comes in many flavors and can be adjusted to the individuals own taste and preference.
West Virginia wine
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)
by kokopellie February 23, 2011
Get the West Virginia winemug. When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.
"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.
by Guillermo Pistol Dragon November 8, 2011
Get the West Virginia Thunderstormmug.