urinal streak

When an individual empties his bowels in a urinal, and leaves a streak of shit.

Did you see that crusty urinal streak?

by BenEthanLucasGay October 29, 2019

urine

the liquid gold of life

best when it comes from a rhino or a lemur

"Yo, did you get your daily urine package"
"Yes, and it comes with some all-new horse urine"

by TheNerdofLife November 22, 2021

urinal parking

to park a car in such a way that you are not directly next to other vehicles. Similar to how males prefer to pee at urinals.

Yesterday I wasn't to confident in my parking skills so I was forced into urinal parking my ride.

by honey_badger959 December 12, 2015

Urinal Hang

Where the line in the restroom is too long, to speed up the process, you unzip your pants and let your penis hang out so you are ready to go when it's your turn.

"The line in the restroom started moving much more quickly once everyone was joining in the urinal hang."

by mclee90 June 20, 2019

urinate me off

To make mad; interchangeable with “piss me off”

Television and telephone companies really urinate me off when they constantly overcharge me!

by L1ttle September 15, 2018

Urinal cake

Those thingamabobs in urinals to make them smell nice. For some reason they gave them a name that makes it difficult to resist the temptation to eat one. Pretty sure eating one will kill you though. Unrelated: invite-only cupcake party at my place. I’m making the cupcakes. If they smell like lime or flowers and taste like chemicals then don’t worry that’s normal the aftertaste is good though I promise. Please come to my cupcake party

disclaimer: Urinal cakes should not be eaten

by LeoTheKilljoy January 8, 2024

Urination

Something my brother loves on his chair after me drinking a few beers.

You urination on my book.

by Gyatt man June 23, 2024