toot sloot

A male or female that has a sexual fetish of flatulance (farts)

david: my girl has got a sexy fart box
Ryan: you sound like a real toot sloot

by Toot sloot 69 May 4, 2016

Toot

Slang word for Cocaine

"Hey man want some toot?"

by Jon Phoenix June 29, 2014

toot

What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.

Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!

by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022

Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021

yo toot bro

you say it as an introduction, clarepeaxchy from instagram is the main user of this saying. she made it. enjoy using :)

person: hii
you: yo toot bro

by clarepeaxchy July 8, 2020

toots magoots

See ya later

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."

by tafunn August 6, 2021

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024