tool

The word "tool" may be used as an insult, describing someone who is being manipulated without their knowledge - implying they are naïve and ignorant.

You are such a tool!!

by lsgirl July 3, 2006

tool porn

The act of men observing and admiring the use of fancy, expensive tools to build projects and fix problems in ways that the average man has no hope of accomplishing in real life. These are typically television programs or magazines where the porn is presented by experts to be appealing to an average schlub who does not possess the means to imitate them.

Did you watch {This Old House, Trucks!, etc.} yesterday? I love watching tool porn.

I take the tool catalog to the bathroom to be alone with my porn.

by FiatLukes October 24, 2009

Tool

Somebody who looks good and knows it and uses their looks to their advantage.

Angelo "Teary Tool" (Tool Academy 3), Shane (L word), Myself (Planet Awesome)

by existential6 April 13, 2010

o'toole syndrome

When you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.

O'Toole syndrome is when you cant handle a toolshed anymore, you get a massive migrain, pimples, and sweat a lot. Then you usually end up making 8 billion dollar school fund.
Your penis shrinks and a maximum of 2" long. You tend to lie alot and buy 2 cent dirt bikes.

by Long John Dildosmacker October 10, 2013

Tooling

To look around, or mess with.

I was tooling around on the myspace.

by Cassie14 December 8, 2005

tool time

1. one who appears to be hard and too cool for the rest when in reality most people in the group hate him.
2. time upon which the tool enters the room

syn: douchebag, outkast

"there's tool time tagging along with sarah again."
"look here's here... it's TT"

by Drainer June 30, 2005

Pro Tool

n. Any recoding artist that uses hard-disc recording software to make up for lack of natural tallent.

When recording Jennifer Lopez's album we had to use Anteres auto-tune on her voice because she can't stay in key. What a fucking pro tool!

by mrdoad October 16, 2006