fluffy egg

An unshaven testicle.

She cupped his fluffy egg in the palm of her hand, it was warm and fuzzy.

by ChiHug June 12, 2017

Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.

Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs

by notabadguy January 27, 2015

Eggs Benedick

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it

"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"

by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

by Zombiedead3 YT October 27, 2019

ten eggs

a phrase used to describe someone, stepping over the line of neccessary comments, as in no need, you took that too far
it originates from a discussion where ten eggs were offered in exchange for a baby.
as in
'i'll give you ten eggs for that baby'

instead of saying.....there was no need for that comment.
all that is required is 'ten eggs' to alert the person of their blunder

by JayHaech November 20, 2006

egg-spert

A knowledgeable chef who knows how to cook eggs multiple ways.

A food expert who knows all the facts and details about eggs.

an egg-spert who knows what tastes great with eggs (ex. sauces, meat to mix in, fruit, etc. )

by PP_D October 24, 2011