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flat squirrel

Come on, dude! Don't be a flat squirrel.
by Abbieiscool November 24, 2016
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Squirrel Syndrome

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.
Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.
by Startup Street September 15, 2022
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squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011
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Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.
by christian luyando March 15, 2019
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Squirrel doggin’

Fornicating on the dance floor. And no... fingers don’t count.
by Flock yeah July 12, 2018
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 29, 2014
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Fridge Squirrel

The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator
The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)
by El Craigo April 15, 2008
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