Squirrel Pocket

N. Scrotum. Particularly that which has been closely shorn.

I fell to the floor when she kicked me in my squirrel pocket.

by Lexis Fugit November 20, 2009

Banute Squirrel

An obese squirrel that has rabies.

Wow we just ran over a Banute Squirrel

by banutehaha June 16, 2018

squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.

I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.

by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011

squirrel wrangling

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.

I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.

by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011

Slow Squirrel

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate

You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award

by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011

Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

bussy squirrel

A bussy squirrel is a classification of a person. Typically a person with brown hair and brown eyes and Mannerisms of a squirrel or rodent. A person cannot chose to be or not be a bussy squirrel they are simply born that way. It has nothing to do with bussys or squirrels, the word combination describes these kind of people. There is nothing wrong with being a bussy squirrel it’s just what they are.

That person over there is a bussy squirrel

by Dixie norm us October 16, 2021