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slim jim

A sexual act in which one shoves a slim jim entirely up one's ass, then squeezes it out. The other person then does the same thing, then the two eat the stick of beef until they passionately makeout.
Me and some random ate a slim jim last night.
by crundle_fairy October 21, 2010
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jim jam

Code-word euphemism for semen. Combination of "jim" (black slang for "penis") and jam (obvious implication). Often used in polite conversation to add a subtle, humorous sexual reference to a sexual act.
"Frank might be a bit late for dinner. He had to change his pants since he spilled some jim jam on them."
by Frank Klaune March 7, 2004
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jim-jammin

to spend the day rockin out in your jim-jams (pyjamas)
Nico doesn't want to frequent the Ukrainian post-modern art exhibition with his ubercool friends since he's jim-jammin today. Good for you Nico!
by ndas March 25, 2013
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Jim's mowing

The No 1 service that not only does mowing, but electrical, cleaning, antennas, and other shit.
The power's gone out, and the lawn needs mowing. I better call Jim's mowing!
by MrH.F.M.T November 18, 2018
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smiley jim

smiley jim is a razz machine and picks up all da female fortnite skins, he assaults them with his rifle and snipes them with his bolt action. smiley jim doesnt like using his guns, hes more of a melee attacker so when he goes down on his competition he really fists them with his melee attacks. he is a jr ninja in the way that hes arrogant, selfish and has no life.
i heard a loud noise last night, someone got smiley jimed
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Dammit Jim

When you don’t want to curse and you need to express anger say this.
Person 1: Who are the last cookie
Person 2: I did
Person 1 Dammit Jim
by ZubatAlert July 12, 2019
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jim tonic

A Jim tonic is the type of guy to hang around the woodies parking lot, mid afternoon with a liter bottle of vodka in one hand and a bent joint in the other. Jim tonics spend their nights preaching the word of the lord to ket goblins in back alleys. Their favorite pastimes include customizing crocs and talking about how stoned they are. Jim tonics show no emotion towards any man woman or child except for their pet dogs.
My friend James is a real Jim tonic, I saw him handing out rollies to children behind lidl the other morning.
by Scuddfromdahood July 18, 2019
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