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Friend

I don't have friend
by Wazeera January 4, 2018
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Friends

A popular Netflix show that you will watch 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times if watched once...have fun! (:
I rewatched Friends for the 5th time today.
by BreIsDaBestSoYeahByeeeee! April 21, 2017
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Friend

Me after sex- I like you now

Friend after sex- no, don’t
by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 13, 2020
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friends

a person who is willing to stick to you while you have something that they desire, when you no longer have that thing, they will leave yo cold dead ass alone and pretend they never knew you
im friends with janice now
Janice: bich i just want yo doritos
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Friends

Hey!! Do you have friends??”
“....noooyesss...no.”
by Friends?? August 28, 2019
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friends

The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.
Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."
by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015
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Friend

You: Hey man fo you wanna be my friend
Everyone and Anything: Noooooooo
by Ulgalf Dankill October 9, 2020
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