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muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.
Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.
by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021
mugGet the muffin throatmug.

Geeb Throat

When you take a fat geeb and your throat hurts.
Ughhh that geeb just gave me geeb throat
by Duckman420__ June 23, 2021
mugGet the Geeb Throatmug.

Throat Sharts

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts
by shep hound February 12, 2020
mugGet the Throat Shartsmug.

Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.
Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?
by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017
mugGet the Throat Turdmug.

Throat queen

Acronym standing for "throat queen". A girl who gives such great head that she deserves the title of Throat queen.
Yoo she's such a throat queen.
by Frippu March 11, 2023
mugGet the Throat queenmug.

speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.
"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"
by Idle Mind May 16, 2014
mugGet the speed throatmug.

throat yoke

When you shove your dick SO far down herthroat that the larynx and esophagus must expand to accommodate the cock, giving a swollen visual appearance from either side of the neck.
You:
“Yo I can’t stop thinking about that girl in our class. “
Your Friend:
“Dude have you not heard? Three guys on the football team throat yoked her one after another. At the end that bitches neck looked like Arnold.”

You:

“Wow, lucky girl.”
by Anal Hemorrhage October 7, 2018
mugGet the throat yokemug.

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