Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020

muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021

Geeb Throat

When you take a fat geeb and your throat hurts.

Ughhh that geeb just gave me geeb throat

by Duckman420__ June 23, 2021

Yolk throat

when a female consumes eggs prior to a blow job, gags and regurgitates a portion of the egg yolk.

Ole girl gave me some of that good old yolk throat last night.

by Onifc83 September 9, 2019

fire throat

When you cover a dick with hot sauce, then suck that dick until you throw up

Omg, Becky. Todd gave me such a fire throat after that night we ate chicken wings.

by Aunt HeeHee August 30, 2019

throat yoke

When you shove your dick SO far down herthroat that the larynx and esophagus must expand to accommodate the cock, giving a swollen visual appearance from either side of the neck.

You:
“Yo I can’t stop thinking about that girl in our class. “
Your Friend:
“Dude have you not heard? Three guys on the football team throat yoked her one after another. At the end that bitches neck looked like Arnold.”

You:

“Wow, lucky girl.”

by Anal Hemorrhage October 7, 2018

throat naught

throat naught

throat naught

by ReconVelocity October 7, 2020