Deep Fried Twinkie

When i man becomes overly obssessed with viewing porn of the opposite sex(unless you dont go that way), and enjoys ejaculating to much, and results in a bruised foreskin. When this happens, you may tell your friends you have a deep fried twinkie.

Guy 1: Dude, i got a deep fried twinkie from looking at asian porn with your sister last night

Guy 2: Fuck you, you little cock sucker.

Guy 3: Go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!

by Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma November 19, 2006

bite-sized twinkie

a younger version of a twinkie
sloot bitch and airhead in training
pre-teen aged.. 9-12
wears releaving clothing and pretends to have breasts
aspires to be a sloot

ok there is NO WAY those bite-sized twinkies should be wearing that much makeup... they're like 9!

by Sunshine December 14, 2004

shit pink twinkies

something so fuckin unbelievable you actually shit a pink twinkie

I was so surprised when she licked my chode, I shit pink twinkies

by carney007 August 18, 2008

whip n twinkies

a nice set of rims and modification of some kind on a fine fine auto

john just put a whip n twinkies on his BMW

by khadir February 22, 2004

whatever creams your twinkie

Synonym for "whatever floats your boat".

This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.

"Stefanielikes Sprite. Whatever creams her twinkie dude".

by Dr. B June 10, 2005

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

by nick May 26, 2006

lickin the creme outta the twinkie

Licking the dick fluid out of the vaginal region.

Timmy stop lickin the creme outta the twinkie. That's just not right man.

by aryyguy April 11, 2009