Dave climbed on top of his car and stuck his dick through the sunroof because Becky wanted to be a thirsty hamster.
by Subzrow February 20, 2024
Get the Thirsty Hamstermug. A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
Get the hamstermug. "RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"
by sheeeeeeesssshhhhhhjd April 8, 2023
Get the Alabama hamster wheelmug. When you lay on top of your car, put your dick through the sunroof, and your girl pretends she’s a thirsty hamster.
by Dirtdiver80 February 25, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. 
The act of a man laying across a open sun roof while a woman acts like a thirsty hamster who hasn’t drank water is days
She asked me if I would let her be a thirsty hamster, I said yes of course but she refused to follow through. (Divorce happening soon)
by Queef jerky 69 February 21, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug. putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.
My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.
by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018
Get the Hamster Cheekingmug.