Thunder Donkey

A fairly large lady with heavenly head game

“Yo, this chick I was with last night was an absolute thunder donkey!”

by Holy Macgroin November 1, 2020

bearded donkey

A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.

I can't believe I got so wasted last night that Tony gave me the bearded donkey.

by Googleme367 January 17, 2017

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.

"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."

by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010

Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

Donkey honky

A white dude with donkey size cock.

That John Holmes had some cock for a cracker, he was a donkey honky.

by Jaysus Capote February 17, 2020

Stache Donkey

When you grow out your ‘Stache so well that when eating their butt it tickles the cheeks and they rear up and kick.

How’d you get that black eye? Oh I gave my old lady a stache donkey

by Stachedonkey June 21, 2019