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Ass Shoulders

This is the portion of love handles located on a person’s back and just above their ass.
When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck
by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024
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*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"
Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"
by Hym Iam April 6, 2024
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alternative shoulder tap

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.
Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.
by dickisthebf April 23, 2016
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Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.
I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.
by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018
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Shoulder nipples

When your collarbones sticks out on top of your shoulders giving them a nipple like appearance
Hey is that a tumour on your shoulder? No that’s just my shoulder nipples.
by Shoulder_nips January 30, 2018
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geriatric shoulder shimmy

A dance move done by famous rockstar and Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. The term was first coined by Kenneth "Todrick Nathanson" Munson in 2011, on a music publication about Moves Like Jagger. Usage of this dance move was first discovered in the music video for famous 1985 hit "Dancing In The Streets".
Johnson: What are you doing?
William: I'm doing the geriatric shoulder shimmy!
by Dyl Dosankan Dumms June 25, 2025
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