Ryan

The guy that always just hangs around the group but isn't really a friend. He's considered a "loser" amongst the group. His main goal in life is to get the most attention that he possibly can, and because of this, usually an impulsive liar. He does a lot of dumb things to try to be popular but it never seems to work because he usually ends up getting in trouble. He enjoys a lot of quirky or strange things that he will talk about non-stop whether or not anyone is listening at all. Nobody wants to tell Ryan that he's as annoying as he is, but at the same time, he's always clowned on. Ryan is low-key always super sad but nobody really cares because of the strange distance between him and his "friends". Ryan is the person that everyone does stuff for out of pity because they don't want to hut his too much, but it's those nice things that make him want to keep on coming back.

Friend #1: "Why the fuck is Ryan here?"

Friend #2: "He kind of just invited himself, but nobody's told him to leave yet."

*Ryan walks up with his hat on upside-down*
Ryan: "My grandpa accidentally gave me weed butter, I got so high off of it around my parents"

by daddys_paycheck223 October 18, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a poophead

: somebody Oh hi what's your name?
Ryan: my name is Ryan
Somebody: hey it's that person from the song ryan is a poophead

by Coco gamingart May 23, 2019

Ryan

A typically very shitty person. Often racist, most times homophobic. Always insensitive.

Did you hear about Steph's ex?

Ugh, he's such Ryan.

by OngKatiki August 1, 2020

Ryan

fat kid farts a lot. Idiot = id10t

Gosh darn. U pulled a ryan.

by Bjiwovbuowwv May 14, 2019

Ryan

A typical black boy who always shags innocent girls in his forest. He is also a massive player, always going to the ugly girls due to his impaired eyesight. In addition, his hearing is worse then Dora the Explorer's. Don't get me started on his fake personality, if i was him i would go to the dry cleaners to wash it but frankly they don't take 'Ryans'. In other words, if you know a ryan, seen a ryan or are the ryan RUN AWAY FROM CIVILISATION!!!

Hey, did you hear about that girl?
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.

by HarasEkul May 4, 2015

Ryan

is a person who is easily angered, walks like a girl, and cries easily for no reason, because of her soft heart. But he takes risk and does other stuff much more than other guys.

Person 1: Why is he crying all the time?
Person 2: Oh, he's basically a Ryan.

by stickygayboy5589 December 15, 2019

Ryan

A sexy nerd who has a huge cock & a drop dead gorgeous partner.

Man I wanna fuck Ryan so hard!!! I can't wait.

by FoxxyPelon August 18, 2019