A Skinned rooster is when the entire surrounding penile skin around the entire penis is just not there, gone. See Peeled Banana for more information pre-Skinned rooster
I had to get surgery done after Kylie gave me a peeled banana, now I am stuck with a Skinned rooster
by Awooke September 26, 2019
One who wakes up his girlfriend, wife, (or boyfriend, if you dig that kinda thang)in the morning by ramming his cock in her/his ass and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Do Beeyotch!!"
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
Very effective Alarm Cock method! Unless the victim has an extremely loose anus, in which case they will continue sleeping like a baby...well, baby with a loose anus anyway.
Note: Repeated use may cause adverse reaction and a response of "Cockle-Doodle-Don't Beeyotch" and a bat over the head. For this, I take no responsibility, you Rooster the Dirt at your own risk!!!
by michaelas Wazowski February 6, 2021
When you carve a hole in the bus seat leading to the person in front of you, then put your dick in the hole to poke them in the back.
"Yo did you hear that Kathy got hit by Jared's colorado rooster earlier today?"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
"Yeah dude apparently she broke his dick while it was in there"
by GoofyNooba January 15, 2018
The act of giving or receiving felatio in a convertible vehicle doing a speed of 75mph or more on an open highway.
by DjTresway February 25, 2021
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
by Koknballz May 17, 2017
A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."
Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.
by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022
It is a way to subtly call someone a cock bag in public. Or a way to speak the phrase "cock bag" as if using a rooster and hand bag emoji.
by jaxombie February 19, 2017