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reality junkie

People who are obsessed with reality shows and spend more time watching the shows than on their personal lives. They act as tough the characters are their real friends.
She cancelled plans to go out with us so that she would watch Nene on the Housewives of Atlanta. She is such a reality junkie!
by cinder May 13, 2014
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Reality Politics

When political hopefuls run their campaign as if they were starring on a reality TV show. Extremist remarks made by "celebriticians" (celebrity politicians) for the sole purpose of getting free publicity and increasing their ratings. A hybrid of reality TV and politics.
Wow... Donald Trump is engaging in some serious reality politics!

Can't wait to see if Donald Trump yells, "You're fired!" at Obama when he takes his Oath of Office next year... That would make for some great reality politics!
by la petite femme March 23, 2016
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Reality Anchor

used to describe something (typically someone, a celebrity) that reinforces a sense of belonging and continuity to your existence
For many children in the 90s, Jim Carry serves as a reality anchor.
by anonymous February 19, 2025
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The Degree of Reality

the amount, level, or extent to which something is real
What's the degree of reality of that reflection bruh – how real is that reflection in comparison to which it's reflecting?
by ElliotMcvey November 15, 2020
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Reality

When shit happens.
When shit gets real.
Holy shit! I can’t believe this is reality.
by The_Family_Jews May 10, 2020
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Reality

If you think you have a solid grasp on it; you haven't thought about it enough. Just ask a Dr.
Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."

Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"

Iam "Stop...."

Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."

Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."

Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."

Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.
Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
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