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smoking a pole

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.
by Traburn March 24, 2016
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Pole Trout

"Let's go throw some dollar bills at pole trouts tonight bud! Yee yee!"
by McHesp July 19, 2017
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Pole pals

Women who are friends and had sex with the same dude
Brianna and Julie did not know but when they logged onto tinder, they realized they were pole pals.,
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
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cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.
-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)
by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018
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pole play

Touching, stroking or sucking a guy’s dick
When I first met Pepe, he said that he was opposed to fucking or any pole play until we were in a committed relationship.
by El Dorado 1968 June 1, 2018
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Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
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molly pole

Molly Pole is when somebody smokes it out of a blunt wrap or cigarillo
by David .r . Peterson April 16, 2019
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