An original picture/selfie

"An original"- A picture (selfie) taken specifically in the moment it is requested without preparation, a "snapshot" in time exactly as one is, a so called "glimpse of what one would witness in normal day to day life", not a "stock" photo, no filters or "camera tricks", no nudity (unless it's the proper time/place), generally reserved for someone special in your life significant other or a potential future significant other, etc...

Yet another Aaron Neal Pullen, Oaothr33 "original" concept... deal with it lol

"Yo girl... send me an original picture/selfie"
"I wanna see an original"

by Aaron Neal Pullen, Oaothr33 February 1, 2024

Picture girl

Girl you’re jacking off to, while you’ve got a real girl

My picture girl is that hot chick that works at Starbucks, but I took my chick out for burgers and a ride.

by picturegirl December 30, 2019

fear of 0.5 pictures

The fear of someone taking an absolute mug of you with their 0.5 camera

Tasha: I have a fear of 0.5 pictures

John: me too

by 0.5scareme October 18, 2023

Facebook Picture

A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.

"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."

by Mocah May 21, 2021

Gel Picture

When you're a jackass that doesn't smile for your school portrait and sit there like a dipshit with a blank expression on your face.

Kid 1: Mitchell's dumbass didn't smile for the photographer at school today

Kid 2: Yeah but that's a fuckin badass gel picture

by Made Werritt September 8, 2020

Picture Hangover

When a subject has no memory of how and when he ended up with the latest picture on his smartphone. The said picture is obviously totally random and plain weird.

"Bro, how the fuck did I get that pic of a dog working on a construction site? Geez, I have one hell of a picture hangover."

by LeGentleman December 12, 2013

picture-gasm

becoming sexually aroused to a printed picture of a person to the point where begin to masturbate to you

This picture of Miley Cyrus had me picture-gasm. I need two towels.

by SuperSandpaper March 6, 2016