Pencil Pusher

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There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024

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stuffed pencil

you usually finish your work and treasure it.

Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.

by recool August 14, 2011

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pencil type of guy

Guys that likes the privets parts of a Man.

Fill us a pencil type of guy.

by Sharice June 13, 2023

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one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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Gadget Pencil

A type of mechanical pencil used to give people flu shots. Should be avoided at all costs and is deadly to those that become in contact with it.

It's not a toy.

Guy 1: "OMG he has a gadget pencil"
Guy 2: "AHHH Run, he could give you a flu shot"
Guy 3: "Crap"

by MrQuicksand July 7, 2021

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