Jamaican testicle tag

The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.

PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.

by utopenec February 6, 2025

Jamaican blowfish

When two males dock their penile, and one ejaculates into others penis hole

Andrew and rachel had a jamaican blowfish last night #LIT

by 07silverado March 4, 2017

Jamaican Mudslide

When you (yes you) travel to the nearest stream or creek where a man defecates upon the woman (or other man)'s forehead. You then go swimming in the body of water using it as a bath.

Me and Jessica tried out a jamaican mudslide the other day, It was sick!

by Skibidi Sigma 25765 February 5, 2025

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020

Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)

"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"

by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024

Jamaican manutschitch

When someone says something way off base, and you want to insult them.

Your friend asks to borrow your car, so you say "nah mon jamaican manutschitch, I'll give you a ride though.

by Billy=D October 9, 2022