goo-one

No chance in happening, unlikely

Yo, i heard you were hooking up with that busted girl that lives below you, is that true. "Das a goo-one"

by cole trickle December 7, 2003

Goo beard

when you creampie a girl and she then rubs her ____ on your chin, till her ____ empties.

Gosh, I got one heck of a Goo Beard from my sister Sally last night. :D

by driZatt June 12, 2011

Goo-diligence

what smart girls everywhere do when men whom they recently met brag about their accomplishments

"He told me that he owned a business after he bought me a drink, then I did my Goo-diligence on him and found out that it's his wife's business!!"

by EMJ April 18, 2006

man goo

Noun: ejaculate.

Sometimes the dishwasher smells like man goo.

by wordman April 14, 2003

Goo Lag

When you're about to nut but the porn is still buffering

Bob: Man, I was so close to nutting but then the porn had to buffer and it ruined the whole experience for me.
Thomas: Looks like your dick suffered from some goo lag.

by Betaseal January 17, 2018

Goo gun

To insert a pinky in the anus and a forefinger&middlefinger in the vagina at the same time(with the same hand).

+ That girl was soo freaky she let me use the goo gun on her.

+ 1 in the poo, 2 in the goo!

by nate December 1, 2002

goo goo ga chu

Stinky head

You goo goo ga chu head

by Highkey big boy December 15, 2017