Exit via the gift shop

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.

"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

by m0thra June 18, 2025

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We-gift

(Noun) a re-gift, but something we can do together

I hope you like your we-gift!

by DisneyBoundBaby December 22, 2023

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Gift exchange

Exchanging nudes

Are you interested in gift exchange? Dick exchange

by ThabisoNgoepe June 26, 2017

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Dan‘s gift

An unwanted often mildly unpleasant present wothout ill intent.

A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!

by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

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Not a present. Actually, the opposite. The most insufferable person you will ever meet. Never stops talking about things that don’t matter and loves AJR. White boy lover even though they deny it. Cannot get enough of the white boys. Calls every white boy a racist but her underwear is in the back of “Parker Jones’” car.

“Gift is hot!”
“Nah, she won’t go for you. She likes that WSD.”

by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024

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