The Future itself is Gary
by Gary201021 May 7, 2022
 Get the Futuremug.
Get the Futuremug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
 Get the ...Katiuska Robles' Future Is New York Post Horoscope Editorials Towards...mug.
Get the ...Katiuska Robles' Future Is New York Post Horoscope Editorials Towards...mug. 'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'
or
'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'
or
'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'
by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012
 Get the Future Trashmug.
Get the Future Trashmug. This means what will happen later in your stupid horrible life. It can tell you the way you die or if you will Mary that kid Annesa. Maybe I will kill myself with a windex bottle and a spatula.
Example: That kid Gio, his description might say he is immortal but what if he gets hit by a boogie bus, followed by a coal transport train, and lastly a fighter jet, and to top it off with a not so happy Thanos and a gold butt grabber. Future
by Buttsuc December 19, 2018
 Get the Futuremug.
Get the Futuremug. Building a better future requires a commitment to principles of justice, equality, and human rights, which are often neglected in authoritarian or oppressive regimes. These values are essential to building a sustainable and thriving society, and they require the participation and input of diverse voices and perspectives.
by Stellarspace April 8, 2023
 Get the building a better futuremug.
Get the building a better futuremug. a white individual that is very annoying. he always tries to get in your business and is so fucking dumb. he most likely has curly hair and blue eyes. He will show up to your locker room and dip your mouthguard in the toilet
by dirtymen  January 17, 2023
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Get the dirty futuremug. Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Get the Positive vision of the futuremug.