Noun
Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.
by misterissues June 11, 2009
Get the flat tiremug. a state of crazy hunger. You are so hungry that you feel like you would go crazy. Only thing you can think about is to eat.
by ansdudluna May 8, 2011
Get the flat stomachmug. A terrible istrument consisting of two hot metal plates. Used to burn and straighten teenage girls hair, by means of taking not pin-straight hair and pressing and holding it between aforementioned hot metal plates. A favorite among the the 13-18 year old age group. Occasionally used on sexually confused young men.
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
Can have awful results if you don't do it exactly right. For the teenage girl who thinks that curly hair is "OmiGod! Like sooo uncool!!!"
curly-haired girl : OMG!! Jessica, do you think all the cool kids will like me if I but this $80 flat iron???
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
Jessica: OMG!! Yes, because curly hair is so 90's!!
by yourmomma May 13, 2005
Get the Flat Ironmug. "There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"
by Johnny Boy Kz August 11, 2014
Get the Flat Tiremug. It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.
by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017
Get the flat monkeymug. Singing slightly off-note. When this happens in published work (e.g. YouTube videos, CD's, etc.) most of the audience doesn't even notice, but people with a strong sense of pitch (most notably, perfect pitch) can easily notice this.
"Mark made such an awesome cover, don't you agree?"
"What do you mean? He was singing flat the entire song."
"What do you mean? He was singing flat the entire song."
by Gazotey October 7, 2017
Get the singing flatmug. A way of taking ecstasy. Dropping the pill into a bottled drink and drinking it time to time to get higher and higher.
"On BD bro, I got cotton mouth. Can I get some of your lemonade."
"Na, I can't even let you do it bro. This that Flat Juice. "
"On BD, I thought you bit down on your pill. My fault bro."
"Na, I can't even let you do it bro. This that Flat Juice. "
"On BD, I thought you bit down on your pill. My fault bro."
by G Shlomo October 27, 2017
Get the Flat Juicemug.