Boston smacker

The act of swishing hot coffee around in your mouth and proceeding to give oral.

I used to make money giving strangers Boston smackers.

by Lil chump March 17, 2021

Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by boston logger January 6, 2023

Boston Blumpkin

When your girl is giving you head on the toilet, then when you are about to nut. You stand up and bend her over while nutting in or on her asshole. Leaving it looking like a boston cream donut.

Damn! That ass looking cute! Only thing missing is a Boston Blumpkin

by MoonMan6969 October 30, 2019

Time in Boston

Instead of saying she gave that wet mouf, you would instead, with class, say you took shawty to Boston. I was told this was NY slang, use with caution up there lmao. Mad funny to use in real time.

Is interchangeable between genders. Only criteria is receiving the wet mouf.

Everyday I'd like to spend some time in Boston, no kizzy

"Yo bro, what happened to the girl you left the club with?"
"She took me to her car and she booked a one way ticket to Boston"
"Ahhh you lucky mfer, getting some time in Boston"

by ToxicSandwiches January 2, 2022

Boston Rocket

To draw or make an object into the shape of a Penis (don't forget the balls).

Nick has drawn a big Penis on Adam's note pad. Oh look says Tristan it's a 'Boston Rocket'.

by Nice one Roy! February 3, 2022

boston beard

A girl who is really hairy in the southern region of her body.

"Yo man, you gonna date that girl Jennifer?"

"Nah man, she's got a Boston Beard downstairs."

by MC Narcaleptic November 8, 2013

Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.

Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.

by dfir February 20, 2015