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fiery anus

It's where you have spicy food (Indian, Chinese etc.) and you do farts that are small in quantity and noise, but pack a real punch in terms of heat and smell. They are often preceded by abdominal cramps and are succeeded by a wave of warmth under the cover that is not dissimilar to a breeze in Majorca.
I went for noodles and the hot sauce has been repeating on me something fierce - I've been having fiery anus.
by Dr. Titz Magee October 14, 2016
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Anus ball

The largest ball of shit/anus.
This person is an anus that has been balled up.
Jimmy: haha you suck!
Bob: Don't be such an Anus Ball
by the silent cuntographer October 19, 2016
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anus chaser

An anus chaser is a person who predominantly chases anuses whilst being addicted to anuses.
Till Lopper is such an anus chaser.
by Lennyw April 24, 2017
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anus flowers

A phenomenon that occurs when someone eats excessive amounts of $5 value boxes from taco bell, and have "anal bloomage" from their anus
Bro, all that taco bell gave me a bouquet of anus flowers
by Juanorrhea October 15, 2017
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Anus Geyser

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus
“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.
by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023
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Anus clap

A newly discovered medical condition, this is when your anus somehow slaps itself so hard, it sounds like clapping. This is an STD.
Person #1: Awww, man! I got anus clap!
Person #2 Damn, that sucks dude.
by Fat boi2 October 2, 2018
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animal anus

Friend 1: How do you shorten animal anus?

Friend 2: Animus
by ElectricLife September 21, 2014
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