Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019
Get the Sit on lap daymug. (Russian expression)
In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them
In slang, to sit in someone's chair, in Russia, means to 'pimp' out a woman to them
"Hey did you get the cop to get off your back about the murder charge?"
"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."
"Yeah, I had my daughter sit in his chair, and they let me go."
by Bezukladnikov August 28, 2017
Get the sit in his chairmug. Emma asked if she could sit on Gray's pipe.
No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!
Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma
No problem I'll just lay back then said Gray!
Past tense:-
I sat on Gray's pipe this morning said Emma
by Blade2good December 9, 2010
Get the sit on Gray's pipemug. 1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."
by that kind of dad June 1, 2016
Get the sit on my lapmug. by Atheistzilla July 17, 2013
Get the Recliner Sit-Upsmug. The lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. Holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a pussy to have more than 2 in one sitting. Often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. I have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.
Baby sitting a beer. Jeff likes to pretend he is drinkIng when he is really baby sitting a beer. When asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. While at the bar Jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.
by RhinoTube December 22, 2017
Get the baby sitting a beermug. Basically, for fuck yourself.
by Tacos69. July 30, 2016
Get the Sit on your fingermug.