testespwnd

while similar to teabagging, this is a much safer alternative, seeing as the testes are placed on the forehead instead of in the mouth to avoid any injuries from a disgruntled testespwnee

omg, did u see that, he just got totally testespwnd in the face!!!!!111!!!!two!!

by SupaFly_ July 15, 2005

teste in palm

when you are playing pool and you get 2 shots, or a free ball you get teste in palm (ball in hand)

safe mattyrack, teste in palm!
2 shots, teste in palm, buzzin

by mat mellor August 23, 2007

Teserita

Exotic island princess far from home shore. Sweet as pineapple and as delicate as white orchid. Sports heavily calloused feet from riding surf boards and strolling barefoot along the streets of Sin City.

Able to attract online love with the click of a mouse. Devotes one-third of each day to Mafia Wars, FarmVille and listening to Don Ho albums.

A casual dresser with a penchant for wearing grass skirts, leis and flip flops.

Though reckless in her personal life, she urges everyone else to "take care always."

Hawaii home sick poi recipes pig roast Teserita

by Endorphin Boy February 4, 2010

testfreak

Gay steroid using male, usually found hanging around the gym locker room eyeballing the showers.
Also found standing buck ass naked in front of a mirror flexing of blow drying his/her hair with a raging hard-on.

Can also be found on message boards promoting the homosexual agenda.

Hey, who's that guy wearing only a trench coat (with the word N.A.M.B.L.A. written on the back), dark sunglasses, a hat, and black socks? He just walked into that elementary school with a jar of mayonnaise, a gerbil, a plunger, & a smile...
Oh, that's just a Testfreak.

by whoiis? February 24, 2010

Testurate

Male version of menstrate also known as man period. A time of the month when men are bitchy and over emotional.

Bill is really emotional today it must be the testurate time agan.

by Reallppl22 May 19, 2017

Texter

just a average guy, nothing more; nothing less.

look, its that 'guy' texter

by Eric_Theodore_Cartman April 28, 2023

trench taster

A woman who calls herself straight, but is experimenting with members of the same sex, either for fun, or while questioning her sexuality.

Yeah Sarah has a boyfriend, but she screwed around with Rebecca last night - she's a total trench taster!

by Michael Dark and Horizontal December 10, 2008