josha lotta tees

Sea turtle that swims and eats fish all day

The last remaining Josha lotta tees has not been spotted for some time

by Alottatees November 9, 2022

mouse in a telescope

A tampon , prior to its normal use .

Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

San Francisco telescope

When your drinking buddy removes his glass eye and drops it in your cocktail, exposing his juicy eye socket. You slam the cocktail, whip out your dick and fuck the socket.

I was doing shots with my bros when I got up to use the bathroom. Came back to the table and homies eye was in my glass. I pounded the shot, mounted his face like a rabid chihuahua and gave him a San Francisco Telescope.

by BRMedia July 25, 2024

brush your teesh

same as (to) brush your teeth
where teesh = teesh3rt

You need to brush your teesh

by not_ivan March 30, 2026

Angel Jose Robles And Cristy Veronica Tejeda's Offspring Is Also Cheshire

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Angel Jose Robles And Cristy Veronica Tejeda's Offspring Is Also Cheshire

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

nel paso, tejas

mexican slang for "no", derived from "nel" used in mexico city, but now used by border citizens to refer to El Paso, Texas.

Pepe: wanna go to a whorehouse?
Pancho: Nel Paso, Tejas, bro...

by samdaman December 1, 2004