Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met
by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻
Boy:do you know ted
Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day
Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…
Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day
Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…
by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022

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by MemeMan68 May 8, 2020

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect
by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023

An annoying brat.
by Dababycarhahahredissuslessgoo September 19, 2021
