Potato Potat Tater V

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...

I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

Tater-Bater

Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.

Bro, I just gave a tater-bater to my sister.

by BiggieCheez May 15, 2022

Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.

Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!

by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022

Taters

Taters are a comment chommpy food for eating and Ubsorbing yum yum

Hey, I like your taters their lushes

by Gayturtelyay November 7, 2021

Tater Tot Tantrum

The act of getting angry and craving tater tots

Quick, cook some tater tots! Austin is throwing a tater tot tantrum!

by provenan January 29, 2022

Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021

Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts

"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."

by phofffff July 19, 2021