Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 21, 2022

Taleban dooda

The best rapper in da world taleban dooda is harder den anyone yk

Aye kut dat taleban dooda on

by Kai33 July 31, 2022

talebesta

tina is awesome

my opinion is that talebesta!

by tunainapan October 19, 2022

Talebailkee

The breakfast of champions:
1 taco,
1 lemon,
1 banana,
1 large glass of milk,
And 1 cup of coffee

Talebailkee is the food of the gods and the end of all things. It's transcendent properties goes against the grain of reality while also feeling like home.

That was a nice batch of Talebailkee you whipped up. Very all-enconpassing.

by Klink135 January 19, 2023

coke tales

Total insane terminology formed by insideous moaning and gossip.

Is that true or is another one of your coke tales.

by WiseArd August 22, 2017

Tanner-Tale

When limp wristed Tanners tattle on people for hurting their delicate, snowflake feelings.

Jeff: "Hey, that shirt looks dumb."

Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"

Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"

by DKcaz December 17, 2017

Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".

Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale

by vlegel October 13, 2018